NEEEXT!

Alright, let's get started.




Oh noes! Where'd she go!?

Lol @ Flounder.

OMG A FIZZLEPONGER?

(Looked like a teacup to me...)

Swim, bitch, swim!

HOLY SHIT A SHARK!

Okay, I'll stop... :P

For real real this time.

OMG SO REAL SO FIERCE! *fans self*

OMG ALSO REAL AND FIERCE!

o_O

Could you make it more obvious?

Lol.

Oh my word!!!!11!!1

Check out this hot shit menu.

Oh, fuck me.

:(

End of Sapph

Run dumb lesbian, RUN!




Whhhyy? 0_O

Sorry, I'm a lesbian.

1.

2.

You're not quite as fail as the Magma dude...

Oh for fuck's sake, I'm obviously a clam-eating bulldyke, and you clearly like cock. Just do us all a favour and leave me alone.

3.

o_O What... The... Fuck?

Oh, fuck me.

Fail.

Also fail.

Ooh, someone's gonna get some.

Lol, I don't know which evil plan is worse...

Fuck you asshole.

I look 10 times as tough as your pansy fag face.

4.

5.

Pokemon games; teaching young girls what's important.

EVICTED

Oh so just nail polish and handbags today?

Lol, it seems I forgot to get the 6th badge... Back to Fortree!

There we go :)

7.

STARMIE OWNAGE!

RAWR DIE MOTHAFUCKAS!

8.

Wait, Chinchou exists in this gen? Since when?

PLUSLE LOVE! Electric Pokemon = win Sapphire.

Fail.

Awesome.

G.oddess.

Kewl.

Badass.

Dyke.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrreeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeddd!