Failage

So I had plans to play DPP these holidays but I got caught up with my Buffy watching marathon (which is amazing btw, Buffy ftmfw) and forgot about my Pokemon Marathon :) I did manage to play for about 10 minutes :P I'll try and do moar this term so I can have it all finished before I leave Perth :D

No fucking way :O

This seems to happen in DPP moar than the other games. I used to always kill things in 2 attacks in the first 3 gens, but it always seems to take 3 attacks in this one.

I hope you mean in a normal way, cos I wouldn't be surprised if y'know...

OMFG CUTE! :D

omgwtf :O

Fail -_-

Prinplup has one of the worst natural move pools ever :/ Every single one of those moves is weak against Bronzor (Except Bubble but that's shit anyway)

I can't go onto Serebii without getting spoiled for Black/White! FML!

I was gonna name him Harriet after a certain special lady, but he's a boy, so...

Check out my c00t nu happiness measurer! :)

OH NO PLZ NO!

Oh woe a blonde hottie in a dominatrix and/or catwoman outfit.

Bet she's the Champion.

This isn't even true, yo.

Oh Ponyta WHERE ARE YOU?

NO. I want actual kewl Pokemonz plz.

Oh yay! :D

FUCKING CRITICAL! :/

What the shit is that? 0_O

OMFGDAH!

NO NOBODY CARES ABOUT ENDURE!

If you get another fucking critical, you're out of my team!

She did actually get another critical, fortunately it didn't kill it this time :D

Finally ^_^

WTS my Ponyta is a dude.

W/e

Oh it's one of these retards!

Cheers brah.

OH WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE MY PONYTA THEN BITCHES?

FML, man, FML.

W/e, I've still got Harry.

Hey Lindsay ;)

Rofl. What's with all the retarded Gym Leaders?

AW HELLZ YEAH!

Murkrowned bitch.

What the shit was the point in this? I mean, you STILL have to go to the Pokemon Centre because the dude is on 1 HP. WTF.

Ponytowned.

I really don't care.

Oh gawd, what the hell is that?

Piss off.

Let's get back on the ROAD.

To Viridian City.

Short update!

Um, I was gonna wait till I got the 2nd badge, but I'm going back to school tomorrow, so I prob won't be playing for a bit, so I just posted what I had done. ^_^

Oh gawd, leave me alone.

What up bro?

Ugh, nobody talks like this. Stop trying so hard to sound smart or w/e.

I think that was possibly the easiest trainer battle in all 11 Pokemon games that I've played. Srs.

Just what a gurl needs!

hello!

You people are fucking weird.

Aw, isn't she cute? ^_^

Lol jk, kids can go DIAF.

SIDENOTE: UGH @ Facebook adopting internet lolzies and then raping them to death. Most recent one being "LOL JK!" Like it started off as just a normal/ocassionally mildly amusing thing around the internetz, and then FB picks it up, and it's kinda kewl because FB is kewl and Lol Jk is kewl. But then everyone catches on and thinks they're so funny and makes hundreds and hundreds of groups that completely lose the ~originality~ of the joke. I mean, "we dont drink lol jk were cashmere high school" is pretty much the worst group that ever existed. Not only is there nothing funny or interesting or original or endearing or anything about this group, but it's also obvo a group for attention whores who are like "I DRINK IM KEWL" when it's like bitch plz pretty much every teenager drinks, not just Cashmere High School. Oh yeah, also bad grammar is fail.

On the other hand, FB + Lol jk does provide its moments. Like this one: "i'm rweaylly dtrungk LOL jk i'm an attention seeking whore"

Hahahaha. The only thing better than whoring attention, is calling other people out on it :)

Anyway, /rant over.

:P

Back to Pokemon...

HELLZ YES BUIZEL! Too bad I already have a water pokie. NEXT TIME BABY! :D

Pachirisu is fucking awesome. I mean, just read that. TELL ME THAT'S NOT HILAR AND AMAZING.

Some pokies are srsly fucked up. Like Glameow. LOOK AT IT. Don't even get me started on Purugly.

I think you mean pwnt. Keep up with the times man.

This guy is almost as dumb as the "PLZ DONT FOLLOW US TO OUR SECRET BASE IN THE WATER JUST A LITTLE EAST OF LILYCOVE KTHNX" guy. Or the "OOPS I DROPPED THE LIFT KEY" guy.

Really really really really really really?

Well ofc.

Nobody cares.

Ima be real nice and take this oppurtunity to NOT taint my beautiful blog with Purugly.

Oh, fuck me.

Finafuckingly. WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW LONG THAT TOOK. THREE FUCKING DAYS. UGH. FML, MAN, FML. Either that dumb bitch's Chansey was killing it, or I was killing it with criticals, or I didn't have any Pokeballs, or it wasn't not time, or I couldn't be fucked.