RUBY BABY

Let's get this shit started!

Since when did people get moved in moving trucks? And how come there are vehicles but no roads?

I don't even know what quaint means.

Whatta moron. Someone kill this bitch now.

I know this is regular phrase, but something about the way she says it makes it seem like a come-on. Maybe just because she had just been talking about catching cute Pokemon AKA wild beasts to use as slaves?

HAPPY NOW?

My mum is hot.

WTF Did they swamp BAG and POKEMON around?

It may be a cheap anagram of Peach, but it certainly beats PRZCURBERRY

For everything else there's mastercard?

But srsly, this isn't even true. You CAN buy Pokemon, not to mention TMs and stuff too.

Part of me hates Shroomish becuse it's an angry mushroom, but part of me loves it because it's AN ANGRY MUSHROOM.

Pwnt by a Shroomish :(

OMG!!1 Those stockings! This chick is so REAL so FIERCE!

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Hey look a Jigglypuff! Oh, wait...

There are so many things wrong with this.

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