BW Starters

Yah yah, I'll get to playing moar Leaf Green at some point. Exams going on right, and also just cbf. Anyone seen the nu starters for the nu game? I promised myself that I wouldn't look at them - but ofc I did. I was doing alright too, until some random bitch mentioned it OUT OF NOWHERE and then I couldn't resist. Anyway, WTF are they? I mean they're not ~bad~ as such, but MEH. Looks like they're continuing with the Fire/Zodiac thing, which is kewl. All of them have huge potential to evolve until something EPIC, I think. Like the little lizard thing could become like a GRASS CHARIZARD THING but more epic than Charizard. And imagine the third form of the pig? Some kind of BEASTLY FLAMING BOAR. I dunno about the water one. Whenever I try and think of an evo for it, I just come up with a blue Bibarel and... NO. Can these gaiz just hurry up and come out? I need something ~new~ in life.

Soz for wallotext.