Lol jk!

Might as well, amirite?

What a twat.

I'm a girl, thank you.

And I am AWESOME :D

Oh gawd, can I have May back? At least she was funny.

Wow what an interesting news report! A bunch of scientists went to a lake and found... Nothing!

Hey my mom looks like me!

Hey look, an idiot!

I hate him already.

STFU

He won't leave me alone!

Orly? Is there a region that doesn't have shit loads of rare pokemon? Just some pidgeys and zigzagoons and junk?

Shit, Barry, this is all your fault.

C00t!

C00t!

C00t!

Piplowned! :)

Nuwai!

Oh shit he's waiting for us :O

You should stop being so ugly and stupid, I think.

My mom's hot.

Why do we have running shoes in this game? It's not like there's a point in walking EVER. Why can't we just run normally?

Rofl.

Oh wow, I never would have guessed that my free sample would be free!

Watch where you're walking, dumb shit.

He's not my friend.

Orly?

Oh, Ima just go on an adventure across the monster-infested world. Maybz stop an evil team of gangsters from taking over the world. BRB!

Your son is a tool.

Look just because I'm hot, doesn't mean I'm stupid. I know how to catch a fucking Pokemon.