.....................

.....We can play as a chick! (Too bad she's fugly)

Massive supreme :( @ Lady Gaga not fitting.

This bitch looks nothing like me.

Fuck, I was hoping I wouldn't have to use this bitch

(JJz, I heart Chikorita!)

OMG THE POKEMANZ MOVE IN BATTLE NAO WOW!

Watching two boys fight gets me so EXCITED!

Hey look! A useless Grass Pokemon! What an anomaly!

MINE!

What does that even mean, yo?

And he's got a such a fine bod, too!

WTF actually IS Chikorita? Is she a bird? CHIKorita and it kind of looks like one... Except for all the leaves...

W00t! Bayleef is teh shit.

I'll keep you company, babe ;)

OMG AN AIPOM!

Fucking hell.

This is fucking balls.

Spearow, Ekans, Aipom, Nothing, Nothing, Spearow, Ekans, Aipom, NOTHING!

Oh for fuck's sake.

Oh fuck this fucking shit. I'm fucking over this fucking game and its stupid fucking trees. FUCK!

Silver (Even more boring the second time 'round)

Water Starters FTW

This guy is a joke.

So is this guy.

Whitney and her ZOMG FUCKING BI.TCH MILTANK actually put up a fight. I died a couple of times :(

Too easy.

Chuck was so easy I didn't even remember that he was a Gym Leader.

Jasmine was a little harder.

Pryce's Pokemon are actually weaker than Jasmine's for some reason.

Ice Punch = Dead

FUCK YES! I'm sooo using one of these when I play Crystal!

One of teh coolest Electric Pokemon.

One of teh coolest Bug Pokemon.

Not very cool.

Kind of cool, kind of ugly.

Not cool. Red/Blue/Yellow guy was sooo much cooler.

Let's just rush through Kanto and get to the real end, shall we?

Earthquake, bitches!

So badass. Too bad you get him so late :(

<3>

He was so robbed by the Physical/Special split :(

I never realized he (this one's actually a girl, so she) had eyes on his (her) chest.

Fucking scary beast.

Done.

Not let's do it all for a third time, but this time...

Teh End of Pokemon Gold (Not as ZOMG AMAZING as I hoped :( )

What the hell...?

Hey! I recognize this place :D

He still looks like he needs to take a crap

Where's the whip? :(

<3

Ooooh, so we can have a bit of a "work-out"? ;)

What's up with that ugly swim suit???

Lol.

How fucking inconvenient is this?

What a shoddy excuse for Viridian Forest (Not that Viridian Forest was particularly amazing before)

So after 15 badges, they FINALLY decided to make them hard :S

OMGOMGOMGOMG! Aer0dactyl <3333333333333 But WTF do I find a Chansey to trade?

Daaaamn! I bet I could teach Colette a thing or two ;)

Train, train, take me away, take me away, far away, to the future, we will go, where it leads, nobody knows

Cooool.

Epic.

I've got to stop falling for Pidgeot's coolness (not in this picture, tho) because she just doesn't hold her own in battle :(

Not nearly as useful as Simon made him out to be :(

Sandslash is a badass.

Yes, I meant shit in a good way, Jed.

Srsly NEED some good Grass Pokemon.

RAWRARARAWWARRRARRWR!

Look at all that money going to waste :(

Not so epic.

Yeah, fuck you asshole.

4cereal this time.