
7.

After bashing Team Rockets for a couple of hours, and navigating my way through confusing ice caves, I finally arrive in Blackthorn City.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Hey! The cheap-ass game designers used the exact same Victory Road, but just made it easier and with no trainers.

Here we go!

I finally beat Lance, with 5 of my Pokemen dead, the last remaning one of 3 HP, and I had no items. Mad skills or luck?

Dumb bitch was so useless she never even got to evolve.

ICE PUNCH!

Sandslash is such a badass! Plus, he learns Earthquake!

Lanturn is teh shit.

When she learns Petal Dance I'll let her evolve.

RAWR! Hey, Fire Pokemon are actually useful in this gen!

Not nearly as cool as the guy as from Red/Blue/Yellow.

Not actually. 8 more badges to goooo!
I hope you mean the good kind of shit, like The SIt or Hot Shit, not only because I am lanturn, but because LANTURN IS ADORABLE. :)
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