I remember Koga and Sabrina being a lot harder...

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OMG Douche what are you doing here!? Please don't tell me your hot sister died!

Right. And I was possessed that time I - never mind...

Hey look guys, a Cubone!

T Bitch, that other hag already used that excuse.

Does anyone else think Snorlax looks like a not-so-tiny Tiny Teddy?

Not exactly what I'd call a classic beauty, but to each his own.

Oh, fuck me.

We made it to Fuschia City! But just barely...

So is it just me or can everyone else see these so-called invisible walls?

Dude, you know this is a Poison Gym, right?

Ah, Koga. He was always the hardest for me when I was younger. Let's see if he lives up to his expectations.

I guess not.

So why is Koga's badge a frickin' heart? Not exactly very manly-ninja if you ask me.

Oh what the fuck is HE doing here?

Wait, so you saw me in town and decided to break into a criminal infested multi-million dollar building to wait for me? Why didn't you just wait at the Pokemon Centre? Or the Gym?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, TM26, I live only for you, baby.

Um, what's good against Psychic, again? Anyone know? Anyone?

Daaaaamn!

Two more to go. Shouldn't take tooo long.