I need to pay better attention to my copy/pasting

Alright, let's just get this over with.

Ew, don't you know green is so out?

(Srsly, they look [more] stupid)

WTF where is she?

Meh, might as well take her shit.

Uh, can I pick Fire Pit of Doom?

Yeah, just wait until it evolves into a giant green dinosaur covered in blistering pussy warts! You'll love it then! :D

Why does this guy even exist? Didn't we already have a pathetic rival in that ugly lesbian?

Who the fuck are you? :O

Well, I might as well. I mean, who else would I use? Wingull?

I should have gone with the Wingull :(

Woe, diff gym.

Double penetration battle? WTF?

SO FIERCE! LOOK AT THOSE STOCKINGS! YOU WISH YOU WERE AS HOT AS ROXANNE!

First!

ANOTHER Double Penetration battle? :O

Team Aqua? Shouldn't we have... TEAM CLOUD! ULTIMATE GROUP OF BADDIES WITH THE EVIL INTENTION OF TURNING THE WORLD INTO... SKY!

Woe, this battle wasn't in RS.

It took 5 STABbed 40(?) power super effective Water Guns to kill that thing. FUCK YOU MARILL.

Shit, I don't have a Flying type. REALLY should have gotten a Wingull.

Lolz, this was his first out of three Pokemon :S